Hot Mess Monday - Alicia Keys

I think that secretly, Alicia's stylist HATES her. I mean, she must just really despise her with a passion. What else would explain all the horrible get-ups this poor girl has been seen wearing lately. There is absolutely nothing decent about this outfit. It is a flat out disgusting. Not only does she look horrendous, but it does nothing for her figure. And that hair, my dear, that poof is a crime.

How is it Monday again...?

xo

Hot Mess Monday - Alicia Keys

I think that secretly, Alicia's stylist HATES her. She would really have to despise her to put her in the awful get-up. I mean really, just hate her with a passion. There is nothing good about this outfit, absolutely nothing. Besides the fact that it is disgusting, it does nothing for the poor girl's figure. And don't even get me started on her hair - that poof is a crime!

I hate the fact that it is Monday again. Kill.Me.Now

xo

Hot Mess Monday - Alicia Keys, Kim Kardashian and Taylor Momsen

Congrats to Alicia Keys for making it on to Hot Mess Monday again! I knew I would see you again, dear. Here is my problem with this outfit...for starters, it is heinous. Next, your shoes are fugly. Oh, and I really hate that fact that your eyeshadow matches your dress (I know you can't quite tell in this pic, but trust me, her eyelids are blue), which matches your shoes. Have a little compassion for the people that have to look at you. Get a new stylist.

Kim, I think your breast wants to come out and play...oh, and your dress is fug.

***Update: This dress is Alexander Wang. I am so disappointed. Love him. Hate this.

I really don't get it. What is wrong with this child? Like I said before, someone talk to this girl's mother! She is only 17 years old. Little J should be dressing her age rather than like a cracked out divorcée. Even if she was older, that dress would still be hideous. Also, make up is supposed to make you look better rather than make you look like you haven't slept in ages. Someone help this girl out, her mother certainly isn't.

xo

Hot Mess Monday - Alicia Keys & Sienna Miller

It's Monday again! I know you are all sitting at your desks hating life and dreaming of jager bombs. I know I am...ANYWAY...today I have two ladies who committed crimes of fashion recently. The first is Alicia Keys -lovely voice but heinous outfit. First off, that jacket - get a refund honey. It's fug. It looks extremely cheap but, that isn't even the bad part...look down...her shoes...my god...her shoes! WHY? WHO MADE THOSE AND WHY ARE THEY SO UGLY!? They make her look like a super villain. Darling, have you ever heard of Christian Louboutin? He makes nice shoes - try him. Please.

Next we have Sienna Miller. I'm going to go easy on her because clearly she got attacked on her way to the event and that is why her dress looks like that...Poor thing. She must be devastated because she looks like a idiot. At least her shoes are nice though! They must be Louboutins...

Happy Monday! I know, I know...there is nothing happy about it...

xo

Hot Mess Monday - Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys attended the BET Awards wearing this disgusting Jenny Packham mini dress. Everything about this makes me nauseous. Her heinous hair, her weird looking eye make up and her hideous strappy shoes. Get a stylist, or fire the one currently working for you. Oh, get a personal trainer as well, your knees are looking pretty chunky.

xo