Hot Mess Monday - Jessica Simpson

....and this is why you are single...

Who What Wear - Amber Heard

Who What Wear Daily has named Amber Heard, Girl of the Month. With her sophisticated and edgy style, it is very hard to disagree. Did I mention - she is gorgeous?

Photo via: Who What Wear Daily

Hot Mess Monday - Audrina Patridge

Audrina, this sucks. I am really not sure why she was SO proud of this heinous outfit the day she wore it. The things poking out at the sides resemble fish gills or something. The only good aspect of this outfit is the Prada clutch. Done.

xo

Fabulous Friday - Kate Hudson

Here is Kate Hudson at the Nine Premiere in London, looking incredible. The newly single Hudson is wearing a Chanel Haute Couture dress, Alexandre Birman heel and loads of Chopard diamonds.

Happy Friday everyone!

xo

Victoria Beckham has done it again...

Mrs. Beckham never fails. As if her extraordinary dress line wasn’t amazing enough, Victoria, has thrown herself into the world of denim. This line contains slim fits jeans that will flatter anyone and everyone and are available in a large array of washes. Whether you pair them with one of her jersey’s separates or rock them in your own special way, these jeans will surely impress.
Here is the collection, as seen on Net-a-porter.com...

A little beauty advice from Amber Rose...

Recently, Elle magazine got to sit down and have a chat with the Cape Verdian beauty about her simple beauty routine.

Here is Amber's tried and true beauty regime

Skin cleanser - Unscented Dove Soap Bar, to cleanse her skin. Amber explains that it is the best facial cleanser, because it is pure and doesn't have any harsh and unnaturally chemicals.
Skin Moisturizer – Shea Butter, Amber prefers it in a raw form, but explains that Body Shop’s Shea Butter is the next best thing.
Foundation – YSL Foundation Teint Resist Foundation
Lip Gloss – MAC Lipglass in Pink Lemonade
Acne Treatment – Neosporin, dab a bit on before bed time and it usually does the trick
Exercise – Amber hops on the treadmill for an hour a day, a few times a week to keep her body toned.

xo

Hot Mess Monday - Alicia Keys

I think that secretly, Alicia's stylist HATES her. I mean, she must just really despise her with a passion. What else would explain all the horrible get-ups this poor girl has been seen wearing lately. There is absolutely nothing decent about this outfit. It is a flat out disgusting. Not only does she look horrendous, but it does nothing for her figure. And that hair, my dear, that poof is a crime.

How is it Monday again...?

xo

Fabulous Friday - Emily Blunt

Ever since Emily Blunt played the b**** in The Devil Wears Prada, I have loved her. Here she is at the premiere of It's Complicated, dressed in head-to-toe black. Love it. It is nice to see some people in Hollywood still have class.

Happy Friday!

xo

Hot Mess Monday - Rihanna

She is just dying for attention. Here is Rihanna in a zebra cut out dress and possibly the ugliest pointed tow shoes I have ever seen.

Happy Monday!

xo

Fabulous Friday - Amber Rose

Yes, I did pick Amber Rose. Why, you ask? Because she does not look like a hooker/stripper. She looks nice and classy. Kanye's arm candy recently attended a screening of my Me & Orson Welles in NYC wearing this beautiful Dolce & Gabbana dress. She is a very stunning girl and needs to dress like this more often.

xo

Hot Mess Monday - Alicia Keys

I think that secretly, Alicia's stylist HATES her. She would really have to despise her to put her in the awful get-up. I mean really, just hate her with a passion. There is nothing good about this outfit, absolutely nothing. Besides the fact that it is disgusting, it does nothing for the poor girl's figure. And don't even get me started on her hair - that poof is a crime!

I hate the fact that it is Monday again. Kill.Me.Now

xo

Hot Mess Monday - Rihanna

I am not even going to say anything about her cheap Costa Blanca looking outfit...oh, I guess I just did say something... My real issue with this is her shoes...please refer to her feet. WHAT IS THAT???? WHY??? WHO MADE THOSE AND WHY ARE THEY SO FUG????

Fabulous Friday - Leighton Meester

Here is my fave Gossip Girl star channeling Jackie-O with her circular shades. Adding some edge to her look with grey minidress, grey booties and a hot leather jacket, she looks stunning as usual.

Happy Friday!!

xo

Hot Mess Monday - Alicia Keys, Kim Kardashian and Taylor Momsen

Congrats to Alicia Keys for making it on to Hot Mess Monday again! I knew I would see you again, dear. Here is my problem with this outfit...for starters, it is heinous. Next, your shoes are fugly. Oh, and I really hate that fact that your eyeshadow matches your dress (I know you can't quite tell in this pic, but trust me, her eyelids are blue), which matches your shoes. Have a little compassion for the people that have to look at you. Get a new stylist.

Kim, I think your breast wants to come out and play...oh, and your dress is fug.

***Update: This dress is Alexander Wang. I am so disappointed. Love him. Hate this.

I really don't get it. What is wrong with this child? Like I said before, someone talk to this girl's mother! She is only 17 years old. Little J should be dressing her age rather than like a cracked out divorcée. Even if she was older, that dress would still be hideous. Also, make up is supposed to make you look better rather than make you look like you haven't slept in ages. Someone help this girl out, her mother certainly isn't.

xo

Fabulous Friday - Ashley Greene

Ashley Greene, cast member of New Moon, rocking a D&G tank and skirt. I think she is a really beautiful girl, very natural and classy. We like her. Good work.

Happy Friday!

xo

Hot Mess Monday - Kristen Stewart

I'm sorry, but I can see your panties and I don't like it...

who said this was okay?

w...t...f....

xo

Fabulous Friday - Jennifer Aniston

I had to pick this photo of Aniston because I love, LOVE that leather jacket so much! I also picked her for Fab Friday, because that outfit screams ME. I love black, as I am sure you have guessed. She looks fantastic. I always think she looks great, because she is always classic and classy. Also, I love that satchel (Alexander Wang?) and I neeeeed it! Anyway...doesn't she look amazing for 40???

Happy Friday the 13th...

xo

Hot Mess Monday - Scary Spice (For real)

I don't....I mean....why....but....what happened....who let you...you look...ugh, I need a drink.

xo

Fabulous Friday - Chanel Iman

Doesn't she look so great? Kind of like a princess - or should I say angel? Chanel Iman, one of Victoria Secrets' new angels made an appearance at the GQ Gentlemen's Ball, alongside her boyfriend Christopher Smith. I am not sure which designer she is wearing, possibly Ralph Lauren, but she looks extremely sophisticated, not to mention happy.

Happy Friday everyone!

xo

Elizabeth & James

Everybody hates to love Kim Kardashian but you must admit she has amazing fashion sense thanks to Monica Rosem - her genius stylist. Recently, Kim wore an Elizabeth & James Wedge Funnel Tee to a Saints game. I love it, but then again, I love anything that is black and plain. It is up for grabs thanks an amazing online shopping heaven called Shop Bop.

Grab yours by clicking here!

xo

Pics via Monica Rose.