THE EVIL QUEEN
LET’S FACE IT. YOUR APPLE IDEA WAS FLAWED
AS THERE WAS AN ANTIDOTE (TRUE LOVE’S FIRST KISS).
IF YOU COULD DO IT OVER AGAIN,
HOW WOULD YOU ELIMINATE SNOW WHITE?
I should have turned HER into that ugly old witch.
Prince Charming finds her repulsive,
I am the fairest, and she dies of a broken heart...
what could be more perfect?
YOU WERE KNOWN AS A GREAT BEAUTY.
DO ANY MODELING IN YOUR YOUTH?
Not much. I always found the mirror to be my worst critic.
WHAT DOES YOUR HAIR LOOK LIKE UNDER THAT
REGAL HOOD?
As black as night, as long as a winter’s wind,
and far more stunning than a bob with a bow.
AGE?
I suggest you ask another question.
After all, I am not known as the Good Queen.
BEAUTY STAPLE?
Sinister – my signature shade – over full lips and a loyal mirror.
FAVOURITE FOODS?
Apple pie and artichokes.
KNOWN FOR?
Catch me on a bad day, and I can be a real witch.
MOOD DISORDER?
Narcissism.
INTERVIEW WITH
CRUELLA DE VIL
HOW DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR THAT FETCHING
TWO-TONED SHADE?
A woman never reveals her beauty secrets,
especially when you are as fabulous as me!
AGE?
Are you kidding?
BEAUTY STAPLE?
Anything to enhance these cheekbones.
If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
FASHION MUST-HAVE?
Red stilettos.
LOVES?
Fashion, relaxing at my country house,
fine automobiles. Oh, and I almost forgot…
ME!
INTERVIEW WITH
MALEFICENT
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU OVERREACTED TO NOT
GETTING INVITED TO THAT PARTY AT THE PALACE?
Me? Overreact?
The mistress of all evil!?
NEVER!
YOU HAVE A VERY BOLD FASHION SENSE AND
YOUR SIGNATURE OUTFIT IS CLEARLY COUTURE.
ANY FASHION ADVICE?
What makes you feel powerful is always a good choice.
Plus, black is so slimming.
WHO DOES YOUR MAGNIFICENT EYEBROWS?
My eyebrows are naturally malefic and magnificent.
AGE?
Evil never gets old.
FAVOURITE MEAL?
Revenge truly is a dish best served cold.
BEAUTY STAPLE?
General gloom and intense cold – it keeps the skin looking tight and fresh.
CAN’T STAND?
To be left out.
LOVES?
Ravens and revenge.
HOBBIES?
Casting spells and party crashing.
INTERVIEW WITH
DR. FACILIER
WHEN TOURISTS ASK YOU WHAT’S FUN TO DO
IN THE FRENCH QUARTER, WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?
How about a little soul-searching?
YOU’RE IMMACULATELY GROOMED.
DO YOU TRIM YOUR MUSTACHE YOURSELF?
Well, I have friends to help with that…
on the other side.
WHAT DO THE TAROT CARDS SAY IS IN STORE FOR YOU?
Fun fact about voodoo, can’t read my own cards, but perhaps
we should read a little into yours.
What do you say...friend?
AGE?
As a doctor, it’s not ’bout age but how well you take care of yourself…
and I am all about me.
COCKTAIL OF CHOICE?
Absinthe.
GREATEST VICE?
Penchant for green, the kind that doesn’t grow on trees.
LOVES?
Voodoo dolls, gator teeth, a well-fitted suit, and a sucker with money.
BEAUTY ADVICE?
There is nothing better than a good shadow.
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