Lindsay Lohan for Emanuel Ungaro

Lindsay Lohan got a job! In efforts to rejuvenate Emanuel Ungaro has teamed up chief designer Estrella Archs and “artistic advisor” Lindsay Lohan. The Spanish designer and the actress/singer/attention seeker are to present their very first collection at Paris Fashion week on October 4th. The brand has been very unstable since 2004 and is in desperate need to some media attention, thus the reason why Lindsay Lohan is to join the team. Lohan claims that she hope to take the brand to a “younger place”. I pray that that doesn’t mean a collection of leggings. She went on to say: “When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it. I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me. “

Good idea? I think not.

xo

Hot Mess Monday - Lindsay Lohan Round II

You know you are a complete wreck when you are featured on Hot Mess Mondays twice in such a short period of time. Here is Lindsay Lohan at her 23rd birthday celebration. She may be older, but she certainly is not wiser. Before I get to her clothing, I will discuss her make up. Too much black eye make up, not enough foundation, odd lip colour, flat out disgusting. Regarding her hair, the extensions are looking pretty ratty, time for some new ones. On to the wretched outfit, if you can even call it that. The shorts make me sick, especially with her pretty Herve Leger bikini bottom poking out. I understand that her outfit is supposed to be beachy and fun, but she missed the whole beachy part. Her shirt has too much material in the back and not enough in the front. Her fringe boots are totally inappropriate for the setting and I kind of really hate them. I am thankful that she got a pedicure though. Her bikini is quite cute, although awful for tanning purposes, but then again she is one of the creators of Sevin Nyne so I need not worry about her having a tan.

I hope one day I can use her for Fabulous Friday...no, no I take that back…carry on with your fug ways Lindsay. I heart you and your messy life.


xo

Hot Mess Monday

Welcome to Hot Mess Monday! Monday usually sucks, so I thought I would spice them up a little bit. I did a Fashion Police post last Tuesday featuring Whitney Port in the gold jumpsuit. Well, I have decided to make this a weekly occurrence. I will post traumatic outfits and/or major make up disasters so, you can start your week off right. I will attempt to keep the hating to a minimum. What better way to start off this new found tradition then to allow Lindsay Lohan to be the first victim. Please refer to the picture above. I don't know whether I should blame this on excessive coke snorting or the lack thereof. She looks nuts. The extensions in her hair look ratty and she looks like she could use a scrub down. If only she wasn't wearing those heinous sunglasses, I could examine her face better and make fun of her awful attempt at putting on make up. On to the outfit...I had no idea Whitney Port gave Lindsay Lohan fashion advice. What is up with the onesies?! She looks like an over grown baby. Yuck, on Friday I was at Mendocino and the girl working there suggested something almost as hideous as this outfit and I nearly lost my lunch as well as the will to continue shopping. The only time something like this is acceptable is if you are 6 months old. Lindsay, get help!

Happy Monday ladies!

xo

PS. Don't cry, the weekend is only 4 days away.

Bronzed & Beautiful

First off, let me start by saying, I feel like I am in rehab. I am on a business trip in Vermont and I am going through some serious shopping withdrawal. I shop everyday. Every single day, I make some sort of purchase. I have a problem. It's an issue, but I am not going to do anything to change it. No point in lying, right? I currently have a break from meetings and I am lounging in my hotel room, listening to music and flipping through magazines making a list of things that I plan on purchasing on Friday upon my sweet return to Toronto. I miss walking down Queen Street West! I miss knowing that there is a Sephora and MAC Cosmetics close by. I have no idea if either of my two loves are close to my hotel....there is something very unsettling about that...All I know is that there is a Ben & Jerry's factory close by.... I love Ben & Jerry's...Cherry Garcia...yum! Okay, enough about ice cream...I digress...my original point for this post was to talk about bronzers! I have packed enough clothing to last me about 10 days...my trip is only four days long...This morning I noticed that I only brought one pair of pants and a large selection of skirts. I am not the best packer, obviously. The pants I wore yesterday, so today I was stuck wearing a skirt, which is fine, don't get me wrong. I love skirts. I actually prefer them over pants. What I don't love is pale legs! Luckily, being the girly girl that I am, I used Glow Fusion Natural Protein Tan over the weekend, and to my surprise my legs still look fabulous! I have a wide variety of tanning sprays and lotions at home and I thought I would recommend them to my fellow beauties. Here are a list of all of my favorites...

Glow Fusion Natural Protein Tan - Great for face & body

Glow Fusion Natural Protein Tan Enhancing Emulsion - Excellent when used in conjunction with Glow Fusion Natural Protein Tan

Fake Bake Skinny Solutions -Not only is this product a self tanner, but it tones as well!

Joico Skin Luxe Golden Shimmer Gradual Self Tanner - Joico is expanding their products into skin are and I'm so excited! I love their haircare products and so far I am very happy with their skincare line!

Jergens Natural Glow - This is the least expensive item in this list, but it is amazing! It is offered as a lotion as well as a foam.

Neutrogena MicroMist Sunless Tanning Spray - This is one of the best sprays I have used. It goes on even and dries super quick.

Here are two items that I have heard great things about and wish to try as soon as possible...

Sevin Nyne - Lindsay Lohan's new tanning mist...only available at select Sephora locations...if you can't get it at your local Sephora, you can order it online.

Model Co Tan Airbrush In A Can - Celeb favourite!

xo

Sevin Nyne By Lindsay Lohan

Linsday Lohan has teamed up with tanning expert Lorit Simon and created her very own tanning mist called Sevin Nyne, which is named after her two lucky numbers. Sevin Nyne promises to provide an even and natural looking tan. It is formulated with DHA, which is a a carbohydrate that darkens the skin as well as caramel to deepen the tan. It also contains Goji Berry and Chardonnay extracts to nourish the skin.This product is the first of many products to come from Sevin Nyne. It is even packaged in an environmentally friendly aerosol bottle.  Go Lindsay! If you are going through a break up, pick up a bottle of Sevin Nyne and a miniskirt...and maybe a cocktail...or two... and I'm sure it will cure your broken heart. Sevin Nyne is exclusively available at Sephora.com and  portion of all proceeds will be donated to skin cancer awareness charities. 

xo

Lindsay Lohan For eHarmony

Linsday Lohan is my idol. For those of you who follow, she is a total train wreck, but I still love her because she is extremely entertaining. If you haven't seen this video yet, here it is for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

Thank you to videocamgirl for the video!

xo